Minggu, 27 April 2008

Polygrip Riffs

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vs

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and no, I am not being paid or sponsored by polygrip.

MOMENTS B4 GR8 TOKYO TURTLE STAMPEDE OF '02

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This picture shows the lulling, idyllic tranquility that was the norm right before the Great Tokyo Turtle Stampede of '02. Oh the humanity.

Rabu, 23 April 2008

Sabtu, 19 April 2008

STOP CHASIN I IZ NOT JELLYFISH!!

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10 UR DOIN IT WRONG!

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If you have trouble understanding "10", see this link:

GIVE THE DAWG A HAND

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I actually took this pic.

Google Trends Smackdown: Tastes Great vs. Less Filling


The big surprise in this showdown was that google trends did not have an opinion on this matchup at the time of this writing (4/19/08 10:00 AM PST).








This was especially disappointing because:
a) I've wanted to settle this debate once and for all
b)I was not able to do my previous Smackdown idea: Punky Brewster vs. Blossom; because the public searches for flower blossom as well as the TV show, skewing the results.

WATERING HOLE ATTACK!!! GNUS AT 11:00

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Making the above pun truly made me feel like a wildebeast.

PUGNACIOUS, NOT SO GR8 AKSHULLY

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GOT ALL UR DUCKS IN A ROW

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An Avian Allegory

LOOK MADGE I SOAKED IN IT!!

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For Reference:

4 MOAR CHZBURGERS!

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After Obama finishes his first term successfully, this should be his re-election slogan and image campaign. The American People are ready for LOLcat politics!

PREY 4 MURCY@!!!!!

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HARK, WHAT LIGHT FROM YONDER WINDOW BRAKES?

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BURD FLU RESEVOIR DISCOVERED

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Pig to human bird flu vector has been photographically documented. Perhaps the parents should be preventing their child from licking a pig's snout rather than capturing the moment for posterity? Maybe they subscribe to the exposure theory of allergy prevention.


Update 4/29/2009: This LOL was originally made in April 2008. It is not so funny now in April 2009. I've noticed an uptick in traffic to this post and would like to emphasize that it is only a tired joke...

Senin, 14 April 2008

IN SOVIET RUSSIA COFFEE ENJOYS U

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Google Trends Smackdown: A-Team vs. MacGyver

Google Trends Smackdown: A-Team vs. MacGyver. In terms of searches, it is for all intents and purposes a tie. But in terms of news coverage, MacGyver is cited far more often than A-Team. These news references will help MacGyver overtake the A-Team in the long term.


The first Google Trends link above shows that the rest of the world is more active than the US in terms of searching for these old shows. When we restrict the search region to only the United States, we see that major wester cities prefer MacGyver, but major eastern and southern cities prefer the A-Team. Well, at least those cities shown in the top 10. Don't write your graduate thesis on that last observation. But maybe we can tease out that the East Coast and the South are more about creative teamwork, and the Western States prize the rugged, inventive individual?

Minggu, 13 April 2008

Google Trends Smackdown: Alf vs. Small Wonder

It's time for another Google Trends Smackdown. This time it's Alf vs. Small Wonder. The Alien Life Form from Melmac is hands down the winner in terms of Google Trends restricted to searches performed in the United States. However, V.I.C.I. from Small Wonder wins in terms of critical panning, which I guess is actually losing.


Sidenote: Alf appeared on the O'Reilly Factor in November 2007, cementing that shows reputation as a forum for demented conjecture, yet somehow also raising the level of discourse.

DOUBLE PARKING UR DOIN IT TOO FAST

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Multi-level parking is a way to maximize efficient use of space in urban settings, but this method will offset the reduced cost of space because it entails an increased cost of repair.

I POO EXPENSIVE, SUPPOSEDLY DELICIOUS COFFEE BEANS

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And people actually buy the beans! And consume them! I took an infectious diseases class and I can tell you that that the point was driven home that it is not a good idea to consume the excrement of another animal. Granted, this beans are ground and then exposed to hot water(maybe there is further sterilization) but I still find the whole idea to be far from common sense.

RENEWABLE ENERGY DISHWHASHUR

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Think of how much power could be saved nationwide if we just install one dog in each dishwasher.

I COME IN PEACE

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Take him to your leader.

DEMONZ BEGONE FRUM THIS 1!!!

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I bring you a ferret performing an exorcism on a dog.

AIRWOLF... UR NOT A WOLF

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Alternate Cap: Invisible Frisbee

Sabtu, 12 April 2008

A Very Serious Post, Airwolf vs. Knight Rider

In popularity, according to Google Trends, Knight Rider wins hands down. In all the top 10 search regions, cities and languages, Knight Rider pulls ahead. The only place it is even close is South Africa. I guess they must have a lot Airwolf reruns there.


In real life(hehe) though, I would put my money on Airwolf because of two words: Air Superiority. Airwolf does not have to stick to the road, plus it probably had air-to-ground missiles. K.I.T.T. was impervious to attack below heavy artilery, but I consider air-to-ground missiles to be heavy fire. Would K.I.T.T. have even been able to detect the "wolf in sheep's clothing" that was Airwolf? Would it have said "Michael, my scanner's are detecting an armed helicopter that appears to be a civilian helicopter?"

Jumat, 11 April 2008

THYS IS THE WAY WE ROLL

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A mobile mollusk.

Is that Freedom Rock man? Yeah man! Well turn it up man!

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Freedom rock rocks.

U MAYK MEH SHEEPISH

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Some of my finest work. I feel like I have shorn, if you will, all excess elements to create a pun in it's purest form.

WHAAAAAAAAAT'S HAPPENIN MAN?

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This is one of the most compelling pictures I have found on icanhascheezburger.com. In this picture, the cat looks like it knows how to have a good time, all the time. I like this cat.

SO TIRED :P

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I tried to tread lightly with this pun.

ANIMATE OBJEKT UR DOIN IT BAD

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Please don't animate this golem. Please.

BUNNEH CAN HERE UR THOUGHTS, IS DIZGUSTED

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The large ears allow this bunneh to eavesdrop on your stream-of-consciousness. This cute creature is very disappointed in you.

SIMBYOTIK RELAYTIONSHIP UR DOIN IT OK... FOR NOW

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Sometimes you just have to let go of control issues to be in a a relationship, especially a symbiotic relationship.

U AIN'T GOT NO PRIDE

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I am quite proud of this one :P

OH HAI, NICE TO MEET U, I'M FILLED W/ NEURTOXINS

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I may have seen this text elsewhere, or even on this image. I don't know, I am now loloverloaded. In any case, neurotoxins are always funny.

ON MY MARK, WE INITIATE BUKIT STRIKE

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Maybe it would be funnier if it was "tuxedo ice cream strike"?

PUT UP YER DUKES!!! vs. I'LL KICK UR @55!!!

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It's an lolsmackdown. Which is better? YOU decide!

THE DINGO ATE UR BABY :)

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and it was f-ing delicious.

MOAR GOLDEN EGGS AND LESS LIP!!!

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DOES SHE EVEN KNOW I EGSIST?

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We all have unrequited love. Even lolcattle.

NOMZ HERE!

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Find moar nomz lols here: http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=nom